Donald Trump Jr.!
The Hill:
Showing on this week’s episode of the “UnPresidented” podcast, Trump, a psychologist who has written a highly-critical e-book about former President Donald Trump, referred to her cousin Donald Trump Jr. as “weak” and “the stupidest one” in her household.
“Donnie is a deeply unintelligent particular person. I’ve been requested this, who’s the stupidest one, and it’s him,” Mary Trump mentioned.
“He has no core. He has no ideology,” Trump added, earlier than saying her cousin has a capability to “out-racism anyone, he’ll out-misogyny anyone, he’ll shoot as many harmless animals as doable to get no matter passes for affection in my household.”
Ooh. Ouchies.
In fact, as a layman with no connection to the Trump household—apart from the Svengali-like maintain they’ve on my vomit reflex—I’ve to say I agree. I don’t know if he mistook Ajax for cocaine sooner or later, however the dude’s not all there.
Positive, he’s “written” two collections of phrases referred to as “books,” however any dumbass can do this. If I have been writing for Junior’s viewers, I might just about fart into Google Translate for 10 minutes and be executed with it. And if it seems I’m not that formidable, I might merely rent a ghost-farter, then simply sit again and watch the royalty checks roll in.
Actually, in keeping with his cousin, sitting again was at all times Junior’s life plan, although his sister is his father’s favourite son.
“He had no intention of hanging out on his personal. He had no intention of doing something however sucking up and toeing the road, and the issue is — one of many issues is — and who is aware of how this occurs — however form of the identical downside that occurred to him occurred to my dad. My grandfather, for no matter cause, did not like my father and noticed one thing in his sibling Donald, and the one factor that is bizarre is that Donald did the identical factor however with Ivanka.”
In honor of his “Stupidest Trump” award from Cousin Mary, let’s assessment a few of Junior’s best hits, lets?
There was the time he in contrast Syrian refugees to Skittles. That was a basic. And keep in mind when he urged his followers—twice—to get out and vote for a Republican gubernatorial candidate the day after the election?
After which there are the tweets the place his stupidity folded into his awfulness like a fluffy omelet.
And the time he excoriated a fellow tweeter’s dangerous grammar with an ungrammatical tweet of his personal:
And, in fact, there was the notorious Trump Tower assembly, which Don Jr. helped set as much as extract data from overseas operatives about his dad’s political opponent. On this case, Junior’s gormlessness was a double-edged sword. He was dumb sufficient to eagerly solicit dust on Hillary Clinton, however apparently too silly to appreciate he was breaking the regulation.
That is removed from a complete listing, consider me. Be happy so as to add your favourite Junior moments within the feedback.
Mary Trump is proof that genetics don’t essentially decide our future. A shit-for-brains mother or father is important to assist one alongside the type of path that Don Jr. is blithely traversing. Both that or a Tony Montana-worthy berm of premium coke.
Or, you already know, perhaps each.
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